The VelociPastor
Sep 28, 2018 | IMDB 5.2
75 min Watch NowAction, Horror, Comedy
After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability to turn into a dinosaur. At first horrified by this new power, a prostitute convinces him to fight crime. And ninjas.
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IMDB 6 | Mar , 2003
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IMDB 6.2 | Apr , 2010
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IMDB 3.5 | Nov , 1959
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IMDB 4.3 | Mar , 2014
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IMDB 0 | Jun , 2020
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IMDB 6.8 | Jun , 1975
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IMDB 9 | Aug , 2024
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IMDB 6 | Dec , 2022
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IMDB 6 | Aug , 1995
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IMDB 0 | Nov , 2025
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IMDB 5.7 | Sep , 2017
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IMDB 6.3 | May , 2025
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