The Absent-Minded Waiter
Jul 13, 1977 | IMDB 6.5
7 min Watch NowComedy
Bernie Cates requests the services of the most absent-minded waiter he's ever seen, who pours water before setting the glasses, endlessly repeats questions, brings wrong orders, and ruins everything- but the bill.
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