Comedy, Family, Crime
When a gang of bumbling porch pirates targets East Texas during the holiday season, three small-town detectives jump into action. Their mission? Recover stolen packages—including a rare Beanie Baby and the Mayor’s prized Christmas pickle—before Christmas spirit disappears. Packed with slapstick laughs, festive hijinks, and heartwarming moments, Porch Pirates is a family-friendly holiday comedy for all ages.
MOVIE COMMENTS
SIMILAR MOVIES
Tampopo
Murder by Numbers
Police Academy 6: City Under Siege
Dolores Claiborne
The Gods Must Be Crazy II
Not For, or Against (Quite the Contrary)
Firewalker
Serving Sara
I Hate Summer
Strangers with Candy
A Charlie Brown Christmas
Flawless
A Garfield Christmas
A Muppet Family Christmas
Winter Wonderland
Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas
Scooby-Doo! Winter WonderDog
Home Alone 4
The First Time
Christmas on the Alpaca Farm
SIMILAR MOVIES
Tampopo
IMDB 7.8 | Nov , 1985
In this humorous paean to the joys of food, a pair of truck drivers happen onto a decrepit roadside shop selling ramen noodles. The widowed owner, Tampopo, begs them to help her turn her establishment into a paragon of the "art of noodle-soup making". Interspersed are satirical vignettes about the importance of food to different aspects of human life.Murder by Numbers
IMDB 6.2 | Apr , 2002
Tenacious homicide detective Cassie Mayweather and her still-green partner are working a murder case, attempting to profile two malevolently brilliant young men: cold, calculating killers whose dark secrets might explain their crimes.Police Academy 6: City Under Siege
IMDB 5.1 | Mar , 1989
Our favourite police men are called together to deal with a gang who rob banks and jewelers. Using their various talents as well as their extraordinary luck, the crooks stand no chance against our men and women in blue.Dolores Claiborne
IMDB 7.3 | Mar , 1995
Dolores Claiborne was accused of killing her abusive husband twenty years ago, but the court's findings were inconclusive and she was allowed to walk free. Now she has been accused of killing her employer, Vera Donovan, and this time there is a witness who can place her at the scene of the crime. Things look bad for Dolores when her daughter Selena, a successful Manhattan magazine writer, returns to cover the story.The Gods Must Be Crazy II
IMDB 7.1 | Jul , 1989
Xixo is back again. This time, his children accidentally stow away on a fast-moving poachers' truck, unable to get off, and Xixo sets out to rescue them. Along the way, he encounters a couple of soldiers trying to capture each other and a pilot and passenger of a small plane, who are each having a few problems of their own.Not For, or Against (Quite the Contrary)
IMDB 5.9 | Mar , 2003
"Ni Pour, Ni Contre" tracks the fall of a young TV camerawoman, Caty, after she becomes involved with a group of petty criminals and their enigmatic leader, Jean. The gang lives hand-to-mouth until the day Jean plans a daring bank robbery. Although other gang members feel out of their league, Jean persuades them to take part and Caty finds herself in a hellish world of betrayal, violence and murder.Firewalker
IMDB 5.3 | Nov , 1986
A pair of adventurers try to track down an ancient Aztec/Mayan/Egyptian/Apache horde of gold.Serving Sara
IMDB 5.4 | Aug , 2002
When Sara is served divorce papers while she is in New York, she is stunned. Not about to lose the fortune she amassed with her self-serving Texan husband, she makes an offer to her process server, Joe, that sets them off on a wild trip across the country.I Hate Summer
IMDB 7.1 | Jan , 2020
Three families end up in the same rented house. Throughout the summer, they become friends and rediscover how to enjoy life.Strangers with Candy
IMDB 5.6 | Jun , 2006
A prequel to the critically acclaimed series featuring Jerri Blank, a 46 year old ex-junkie, ex-con who returns to high school in a bid to start her life over.A Charlie Brown Christmas
IMDB 7.7 | Dec , 1965
When Charlie Brown complains about the overwhelming materialism that he sees amongst everyone during the Christmas season, Lucy suggests that he become director of the school Christmas pageant. Charlie Brown accepts, but it is a frustrating struggle. When an attempt to restore the proper spirit with a forlorn little fir Christmas tree fails, he needs Linus' help to learn the meaning of Christmas.Flawless
IMDB 6.8 | Sep , 2007
A female executive and a night janitor conspire to commit a daring diamond heist from their mutual employer, The London Diamond Corporation.A Garfield Christmas
IMDB 7.2 | Dec , 1987
Garfield, Jon and Odie go to Jon's family farm for Christmas, where Garfield finds a present for Grandma.A Muppet Family Christmas
IMDB 6.9 | Dec , 1987
Fozzie Bear surprises his mother on Christmas Eve by bringing the entire Muppet gang to her farm to celebrate the holidays. Doc and his dog Sprocket, who had planned a quiet Christmas, end up joining the Muppets in their holiday activities and preparations. The Sesame Street and Fraggle Rock regulars join the festivities, but to Kermit's dismay, the only one missing is Miss Piggy, who has been caught in a snowstorm.Winter Wonderland
IMDB 5.9 | Nov , 2003
A look at everyone's favorite Disney characters as they explore the joys of Christmas.Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas
IMDB 6.2 | Nov , 1997
Astonished to find the Beast has a deep-seated hatred for the Christmas season, Belle endeavors to change his mind on the matter.Scooby-Doo! Winter WonderDog
IMDB 8.9 | Oct , 2002
Celebrate the season Scooby-Doo style as Scooby-Doo and the Mystery, Inc. gang face off festive frights, frosty nights and - jeepers - the ghost of Christmas, who wants to wish everyone a scary Christmas! In this collection of cold-weather capers, Scooby-Doo and the gang unwrap a series of mysteries in order to stop a group of chilling crooks from stealing the spirits of the season!Home Alone 4
IMDB 4.5 | Nov , 2002
Kevin McCallister's parents have split up. Now living with his mom, he decides to spend Christmas with his dad at the mansion of his father's rich girlfriend, Natalie. Meanwhile robber Marv Merchants, one of the villains from the first two movies, partners up with a new criminal named Vera to hit Natalie's mansion.The First Time
IMDB 4.2 | Jul , 1983
A young film student pursues a woman while studying under a bizarre, eccentric film professor.Christmas on the Alpaca Farm
IMDB 5.6 | Nov , 2023
Jess, The Queen of Christmas Sweaters, quits her job at the hottest fashion label in NYC intent on winning a Christmas competition with her own line of sustainable luxury knits. Getting her hands dirty, she teams up with Andrew, a single dad and struggling alpaca farmer, as she helps bring Christmas joy to the farm and love into both of their hearts.